>>1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
>>to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
>>
>>2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
>>office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
>>all.
>>
>>3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
>>me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
>>mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
>>
>>4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
>>the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>>
>>5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
>>unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
>>sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
>>how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>>
>>6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system..
>>You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
>>approximately 19 weeks.
>>
>>7. I've run away to join a different circus.
>>
>>AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
>>
>>8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons...
>>When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
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Hey Margaret, mean but funny. Like it lots :)
Anjali, Oh my name is not actually Margaret or Steve, hahaha that was just part of the post... my name is soohk.... hahaha
Hello Margaret, hehehehe ...
Lynne, yes......
these r real funny man. wonder how life will turn out after posting these stuff? hehehe.
hmm.. does this ever happen to anyone before in real life? hehehe..
Keatix, hahaha I wanted to try at my current project site but I chicken out.... hahaha
Photocrazy, probable yes as I personally wanted to try after hearing the news of the increment...hahaha
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