Thursday, August 25, 2005

Best 'Out of Office' Reply of the lot

>>1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
>>to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
>>
>>2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
>>office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
>>all.
>>
>>3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
>>me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your
>>mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
>>
>>4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
>>the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.
>>
>>5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
>>unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
>>sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
>>how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
>>
>>6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system..
>>You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
>>approximately 19 weeks.
>>
>>7. I've run away to join a different circus.
>>
>>AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:
>>
>>8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons...
>>When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.

7 comments:

anjali* said...

Hey Margaret, mean but funny. Like it lots :)

SooHK said...

Anjali, Oh my name is not actually Margaret or Steve, hahaha that was just part of the post... my name is soohk.... hahaha

Lynne said...

Hello Margaret, hehehehe ...

SooHK said...

Lynne, yes......

keatix said...

these r real funny man. wonder how life will turn out after posting these stuff? hehehe.

PhotoCrazy said...

hmm.. does this ever happen to anyone before in real life? hehehe..

SooHK said...

Keatix, hahaha I wanted to try at my current project site but I chicken out.... hahaha

Photocrazy, probable yes as I personally wanted to try after hearing the news of the increment...hahaha

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