Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Happiness for Men & Women

I got this from a friend via email..

Men Are Just Happier People
>What do you expect from such superior creatures?
>Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be President.
>You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>The world is your urinal. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
>because this one is just too icky.
>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>Same work, more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>One mood all the time.
>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>You know stuff about tanks.
>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>You can open all your own jars.
>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>You almost never have strap problems in public.
>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>Everything on your face stays its original color.
>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>You only have to shave your face and neck.
>You can play with toys all your life.
>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
>No wonder men are happier!!
>Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
>Since men are naturally happier, here are some tips to make women happy too:)

How to Make a Woman Happy
> It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
> A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician !
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. gentle
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT HE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

11 comments:

Lynne said...

But dun forget, if you are a muslim man, you'd get your ?#@$% chopped off, OK? Muslim women are luckier!

SooHK said...

Lynne, there are certain parts of muslim woman in certain part of the world needs to cut something also... hahaha. Who say maybe we like it more windy... hahaha

Anonymous said...

but men loves looking at women, do they not? that's why women tend to do all these crazy things just to be beautiful.

SooHK said...

Anony, we just loves to admire something which is beautiful. Like when I window shop I will stop at a place longer if the display is nice...

www.xanga.com/ches_ca said...

interesting. some of my guy friends actually told me what i said...so i guess it just depends on the person huh?

SooHK said...

ChesCa, yeap I guess you are right..

Selba said...

Hahaha... totally agreed!

Gabrielle said...

I still think being a woman is happier.
cos get divorced poor man lugi half this money to us.

and we got boobs, not dangling muscles underneath.

We know how to get what we want.

We can smell like roses. Beat that! :P

PhotoCrazy said...

Making woman happy is damn tough.. hehehe.. hmm.. is a challenge anyway..

PaT said...

Yea.

Today I felt like a true blue woman the whole time.

Reason behind, I'm having that monthly thing. It isn't a pleasant cycle to go through. And stop the 'I think being a men's happier than being woman thing!' :P:P
Being a woman, we have a chance to experience another life in us. Not spiritual life lah... A precious baby! Like what you've mentioned in one of your earlier posts. Now, that's the sort of thing men would never be able to understand and exp. :P

SooHK said...

Selba, hahaha thumbs up...

Gabrielle, cannot debate what you mention.. hahaha

Photocrazy, you can want lah...

Pat, I guess woman have to went through a lot of things just to ensure that mankinds does not cease to exist. There are confirm reports that hormone pills taken by women who is having menopouse caused cancer. My colleague mum is one of them that is actually facing this problem. The things woman went through, I salute them and you all.

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