Friday, November 11, 2005

Result of Durex global survey

Every year there is this interesting survey about the sexual preference and behaviour of everyone in the world. I saw the result of the survey on the Star paper a few days back. The surprising thing is that it looks like 40 percent of Malaysian who took the survey has sex without protection. I did not think that Malaysians are that daring and brave. At first I thought it could be that it was due to the fact that there is a lot of older generation who is not so educated and do not care about protection as maybe they think all they need to do is drop their pants and go, who will in their mind remembers they need to wear something that is elastic and rubber when it could be their once a year “celebration”. And most likely their partners/spouse is no longer fear of getting pregnant as biologically their clock stops and there is no risk of their spouse wanders around “experimenting” as wrinkles already replace their smooth skin.

Another amazing thing is that majority of the Malaysian prefers to do it in the toilet where the rest of the world is in the car. I do not think Malaysian is that creative. I just came back from the toilet; I look at the place left and right, top and down. If a couple can transfer body fluid in such a place and enjoy it they must be very small in size as the place its just 3 feet plus, hell yeah the most its 4 feet. And to top it off they should be discrete enough to not create any noise to raise any “suspicion”. Just imagine, kissing, panting and exchanging fluid without any noise, where is all the fun. Or maybe their “neighbour” who is sitting down in the next cubicle was also enjoying themselves. Or maybe the neighbour thinks that this fellow loves his big business so much that when each drops, he lets out a moan. Or maybe they are doing it outside the cubicle, using the wash basin as support and they put a “Toilet is being washed” sign outside. Aiyah so next time when you wash your hand and saw some sticky stuff in the wash basin, be careful hor.

Or maybe it’s my imagination that runs wild; maybe what they mean is the toilet in their home and not public toilet. Umm most likely so, as maybe the couple has a children sleeping with them. Hence the only way to be discrete is the toilet. So maybe when it’s “Time”, they will tell their children, “Mommy and Daddy is practising the “Buddha Stance” in the toilet”. So do not be surprise when you overheard a child asking their parents in a temple, “Daddy! Daddy! How come the monk looks so compose and relax? Unlike Daddy when coming out from the toilet after practising the Buddha stance looks so tired and haggard and sweating and mommy face looks so red?”. Maybe the father will answer in such way, “Dear, the monk practise alone mah, daddy practise with mummy, I need to carry mummy up and down mah”……

Result page at Durex

5 comments:

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Haha, soo, you got very good imagination indeed! People do it in airplanes' toilet too. After all, once 'glued', no need a lot of space what.

Justin Wong said...

Well, maybe toilets are more popular simply because you can find one everywhere?

And if those children are old enough to ask about Buddha Stance, would they still sleep with the parents? I don't think so. Besides, the parents can find various spots in their house to transfer body fluid.

Oh and thanks for the heads up about sticky stuff on toilet sinks

shiaulin said...

wahlau soo... BTW, may i asking huh, do u only 'make' on ur BED nia?? kekeke....

hey i got another meme for u liao, check it out :p

Selba said...

HAHAHAHA... :))
This is really hillarious... unbelievable! I have no idea if you didn't write about this.. ;)

SooHK said...

Lilian, hahaha Umm you also got good imagination. True also once glue 2 become one already...hahaha

Justin, I think a lot of people choose toilets as its enclose. So the excitement can be camourflage..Actually I saw some do it in office, park, staircase...

Shiaulin, aiyah very personal, I do whatever anywhere anytime when the feeling comes... hahaha...

Selba, yeap its a yearly affair...hahaha

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