Monday, June 06, 2005

Interesting thing that a fellow MOL ponders on

An interesting email from a fellow MOL, in regards to....

"Things I ponder. "
* Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
* Support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
* How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
* .. ok, so what's the speed of dark?
* How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
* Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
* Just remember - if the world did not suck, we would all fall off.
* Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

3 comments:

aGent X said...

I like "On the other hand, you have different fingers" best!

Such wit for this over-used cliche :)

Monica said...

you crack me up!!!! I hope life is good with you and your wife, i got your link from Lettis blog, I see cancer links and the kidney thing listed, Im not sure what your problem was but my boyfriend just got a piece of his kidney removed because he had a cancer tumor on it, if you go to my blog and archive from March of this year you will see mY boyfriend getting his kidney removed(well just pictures in the hospital!!) I HOPE YOU ARE OK :)

SooHK said...

Agent X, yeap I love this kinda of mails from my fellow MOL.

Monica, yeap I have the same problem as david, I guess david is diagnose as stage 1. Mine is stage 2. I have my whole left kidney remove due to cancer last Nov. There is now a 11 inch scar. There is no chemo or radiation just observation. Every 3 to 4 months I will go for a checkup, if nothing turns up in 5 years I will be declare cancer free. I am fine, struggling along feeling some "discomfort" here and there (finger cross)...thanks.

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