Interesting thing that a fellow MOL ponders on

An interesting email from a fellow MOL, in regards to....

"Things I ponder. "
* Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
* Support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
* How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
* .. ok, so what's the speed of dark?
* How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
* Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
* Just remember - if the world did not suck, we would all fall off.
* Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?