Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Sex with the four legged

I was reading the newspaper and I found this interesting article. It is regarding a man in Nairobi caught having sex with a female sheep. It seems someone saw him doing the same thing with a dog 2 weeks before. I am not sure what actually got him so excited until he prefers the four legged animal than human. Is it because they have more nipples (that why he choose female sheep and not male)? Or he prefers the “Woh! Woh!” and “Meiii Meiii” sound than the “Moaning” sound from a human. He might get his “last kick” from this kind of sound, “Meiii Meiii” and then his “Oh! Oh!”, hahaha..

Maybe he is a man of honour (to human), he does not want to rape a human, he rather rapes a four legged animal. Who knows he might have been doing it with cows and cats and who knows if there is a tame tiger, he might try his luck. He uses condom, I guess he is afraid of impregnating the four legged animal and come out with a hybrid three legged humal. When he was caught, he blame it on the devil, he said “I was sent by the devil to do that”. Now the police chief is wondering if there are others that have been doing the same thing, as he has seen a lot of four legged animal walking around strangely.

10 comments:

Halian said...

With animals, it's harder to determine their consent, hence it may not be rape. There is a possiblity that it was mutual (hahaha!).

SooHK said...

Halian, a good one mutual consent, one "Meii" means yes, two "Meii" means no, hahaha

Lynne said...

Animals "cheaper" mah. Humans - must buy dinner, flowers, gifts, presents for the family members ... before the man gets to shag her. Animals, just have to feed them grass can already!

hui ying said...

Gosh! animal walking strangely..
This made me recall in Pesta Port Dickson, they used to have a booth where they display hybrid 'animal'. Human with goat body, snake with 2 heads, etc. I got so terrified with the poster sticked outside and didn't pay to see. My science teacher then told us, it's because of human-animal intercourse. Duno he's joking or what.... ... :-s

Ms_B3rry said...

yuck dat man is totally suck. how could he do such thing? poor ms sheepy

AdieJin said...

sheep quite cute what...hmmm..this man giving me ideas...hehehe

leecs said...

recall the movie 'the animal'?

the guy was trying with horse!!! then a sheep....kekekekeke

beh tahan LOL

'mei' - yes
'mei mei' - yes yes!!!
'mei mei mei' - ohhhhh YES !!!!

LOL

Wabbit said...

yah lor..animals no need foreplay, no need to bring out for dinner, no commitment...no wonder lah

Lrong said...

If he kena charged in court, would be interesting to see how the victims testify...

SooHK said...

Lynne, oh never thought of that.. feed grass but nowadays a lot of female loves vegetables... hahaha

Huy Ying, Oh I remember also, I have seen it... umm mind thinking....

Baby Berry, I guess he just plug and shag... hahaha

Adiejin, oops not you...

LeeCS, 'mei mei mei mei' means one more time, hahaha

Wabbit, hahaha, who knows, maybe they need. they might need the man to pretend to be a sheep first... hahaha

Lrong, if in court sure sheep and man talks.... lor nobody understand... hahaha

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